Review of Birch Selsdon 4*

As we were attending a party close by, my wife booked DVSE, Location was great, setting, brilliant, first impressions entering the Hotel, this is stunning, then you enter the bedroom… nope, very poor. There was even dirty glasses and bottles left outside our room from the previous guests… For a start, no air-conditioning, yet they provide a dyson cool tower which is anything from cool, could have an air-conditioning unit for around the same cost. The room was drab, but fit… for purpose I suppose, nice bathroom that had been given some thought, other then the shower and taps had no pressure whatsoever, terrible… quite laughable really after seeing how nice the bathroom was. Following morning, breakfast. Dirty cutlery and crockery… and these were the cleaned ones? other then that, was ok. We returned to our room to pack and then saw how dirty the base sheets were on our bed, right across the bottom it appeared to have mould showing through… and to think we'd slept on them. Also, do be careful having a pivoting TV screen so close to the desk, if someone turns when standing up, the'll catch their face, worse still eyes on the corner of the TV screen, Plenty of other wall space. Which then leads me to… where is the small table and chairs that should sit in the room, the size of remaining dead space… that the Dyson sits within, where would you sit, drink or eat when requesting room service? … Well, was considering bringing the kids here for a weekend when we'd initially arrived, I'll let you guess if we'll be returning.