The Oyster Smack
Hotel

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Average rating by guests The Oyster Smack: 8/10 Very Good
Reviews 58
Free Wi-Fi

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Available Rooms

Classic Double Room

Max. guests: 2
Room Size 12 m²

Private bathroom Flat-screen TV Free WiFi

These individually designed rooms benefit from a flat-screen TV and en suite bathroom.

WiFi is available in all areas and is free of charge.

Beds: 1 double bed (131-150 cm wide).

Room Facilities: Wardrobe or closet, TV, Free toiletries, Toilet, Heating, Toilet paper, Electric kettle, Shower, Linen, Towels, Flat-screen TV, Hairdryer, Socket near the bed, Private bathroom, Bath or shower.

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Deluxe Double Room

Max. guests: 2
Room Size 16 m²

Private bathroom Flat-screen TV Free WiFi

These spacious and individually designed rooms benefit from a flat-screen TV and en suite bathroom.

Please note, this room can accommodate pets, upon request.

WiFi is available in all areas and is free of charge.

Beds: 1 extra-large double bed (181-210 cm wide).

Room Facilities: Private bathroom, Entire unit located on ground floor, Hairdryer, Flat-screen TV, Shower, Electric kettle, Free toiletries, TV, Socket near the bed, Bath or shower, Towels, Linen, Desk, Toilet paper, Heating, Toilet, Wardrobe or closet.

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Superior Double Room

Max. guests: 4
Room Size 25 m²

Private bathroom Flat-screen TV Free WiFi

Featuring free toiletries, this double room includes a private bathroom with a walk-in shower and a hairdryer. This double room has a wardrobe, an electric kettle, flat-screen TV, as well as chocolate for guests.

WiFi is available in all areas and is free of charge.

Beds: 1 extra-large double bed (181-210 cm wide), 1 sofa bed (variable size) or 1 single bed (90-130 cm wide), 1 sofa bed (variable size).

Room Facilities: Desk, Linen, Towels, Bath or shower, Socket near the bed, Wardrobe or closet, Toilet, Fold-up bed, Heating, Toilet paper, Flat-screen TV, Hairdryer, Private bathroom, Sofa bed, Sofa, Free toiletries, TV, Shower, Electric kettle.

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The restaurant’s chef has worked in Jamie Oliver’s first restaurant, as well as Gorden Ramsey’s 3 Michelin Starred establishment. The diverse menu features Asian influences and British classics, with food made from seasonal produce.

Just metres from the river in Burnham-on-Crouch, The Oyster Smack Inn has an on-site bar, free Wi-Fi and free parking. It dates back to the 1800s, and is known for its fantastic food.

The coast at Southend is just 25 miles away, and the centre of Chelmsford can be reached in 40 minutes’ drive. Historic Colchester can also be reached in less than an hour by car.

Rooms at The Oyster Smack Inn are individually designed, and each benefits from a flat-screen TV and an en suite bathroom with free toiletries. Tea and coffee making facilities with fresh milk are also provided.

Nightly rates from $130

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Address: The Oyster smack inn, Burnham on Crouch, CM0 8HR, United Kingdom

Number of rooms: 10

Essex
28 April, Sunday
Day +79°F , Tonight +55°F
Sunny, no precipitation
Wind: south, 7 mph

Reviews of The Oyster Smack 4*

Emma W.

08/07/2022

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7/10

Very nice restaurant, spacious, airy & clean. staff were very friendly & nothing was too much trouble food menu is very good with lots of choice plus special board; I had a special menu choice of roast duck with tendestem Brocoli. Potato rosti with shallpt puree & redcurrant sauce 👌 prices on food & drinks were very reasonable also if im ever in the area again, I definitely will be back, thoroughly recommended.

Mark T.

06/27/2022

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9/10

Great friendly attentive staff, very welcoming. Followed by lovely food, great evening had by all, look forward to returning.

Richard M.

06/18/2022

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8/10

Amazing anniversary dinner. Food delicious, service excellent and very attentive chefs!

Facilities

  • Non-smoking throughout
  • Heating
  • Non-smoking rooms
  • Family room

Internet

  • WiFi is available in all areas and is free of charge

Room Amenities

  • Free toiletries
  • Socket near the bed
  • Wardrobe or closet
  • Shower
  • Hairdryer
  • Toilet
  • Private bathroom
  • Bath or shower
  • Towels
  • Toilet paper
  • Electric kettle

Food & Drink

  • Breakfast in the room
  • Special diet menus
  • Children's menu
  • Wine/champagne
  • Kettle
  • Restaurant
  • Coffee/tea for guests
  • Bar

Activities

  • Board games/puzzles

Languages Spoken

  • English

Policies of The Oyster Smack

  • Check-In:

    From 14:00 to 21:00

  • Check-Out:

    From 09:00 to 11:00  

  • Accepted Credit Card Payments:

    Maestro, Mastercard, Visa, American Express

  • There is no age requirement for check-in

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