Review of Smartline Crioula Hotel 4*

I have just returned from a holiday in this hotel and I must say that I don't assegnerei to this place not even a star. The hotel is of an infinite sadness, in the room the cabinet under the sink exuded a smell of infernal mold, the towels were almost lysis and always greyish instead of whites, outside the room in the morning there were terrible miasms of sewer and so in fact it was, Open-air slurry poured into a aiula; The common bathrooms with uprooted and horrendous taps, the restaurant where you eat meals with the appearance of a canteen, the food that I hesitate to define! Indigenous chefs to prepare international meals! The first ones were never edible the spaghetti always a attitude glue, the pens very little half cooked the other half that you did not pierce them with a fork, the rice with artichokes of pink color disgusting in flavor and texture, the lasagne with pesto abominable; The second of unclean meat, the roasts of veal grassissimi greasy hard and bland, the Wednesday meatballs with leftovers that all left in the dishes were reproposed on Thursdays immersed in a brown sauce and remained there in general anyway all the Leftovers also of the vegetables were recycled in the evening as decorations of the unlikely and tasteless cold salads of the evening. For sweets There are no possible comments, little fruit, bananas coming to the rot, pineapple insipidus, papaya that tasted of pumpkin, edible Macedonia the so-called decent banana lays. The only nice thing about the pizza! As far as animation is concerned, the poor are too much in that desolation! We were told that the resort will be razed soon and I think this is the best news possible for those planning a trip to these islands which frankly offer absolutely nothing but the wind.