Review of Primelodge Doncaster 3*

I've stayed in some dumps but have never felt the need to warn people to stay away from a hotel until now. The room was absolutely FREEZING, I had to use a hair dryer and keep boiling the kettle to get some heat in the place, it was still freezing I kept all the lights on because I needed as many heat sources as possible. There was an old wall heater but it kept burning out after about 15 minutes and took about 45 minutes to come back to life. The bed was basically a mattress on the floor. The door's beep when open so they are going off all night when people are coming and going or going out for a smoke, OK that's not a bad idea so you know you have closed the door behind you, but it sounds like a Guinea Pig having an asthma attack and it's really annoying. The bathroom window wouldn't close completely, and had a sticker on the glass so people couldn't see in, but half of the sticker had been peeled off. Anybody walking past while I'm in the shower would be able to see my man bits, well they would normally but they had disappeared into my stomach IT WAS THAT COLD. The toilet wouldn't flush properly. I feel sorry for the cleaners, I mean, I'm a regular guy, who likes spicy food, I go twice in a morning. The digital TV had such a poor picture quality it reminded me of when I saw a pirate vhs copy of A Clockwork Orange back in the 80's. It doesn't deserve the one star but thats the lowest it lets you score. So the 1 star goes to the girl on reception she was stunningly beautiful, (call me :-) ).