Review of Teddy's Residential Suites New Town 5*

The beds are comfortable. Housekeepers are generally oblivious to schedules kept by recurring guests and will willfully barge into your room and/or run the world's loudest hotel vacuum cleaner directly outside your door for hours on end, regardless of your work/sleep schedule. And if you are lucky enough to have them service your room while you are out at work, they will not replenish your towels, and take the one you had hung up to reuse. Even if they made your bed, they certainly did not change the sheets. If you are there for two weeks, prepare for two week old sheets by the end. The in room kitchenette is a nice feature. Full size fridge, single basin sink with built in garbage disposal, dishwasher, microwave, two burner electric range, toaster, coffee maker, no oven. One of the knobs on my range is melted/busted, so if I want to use both burners, I have to swap the knobs around. The hotel restaurant is decent food, albeit desperately slow service, and ridiculously overpriced. Generally, the staff is not knowledgeable about the menu items or pricing methods. It leaves a lot to be desired. There is no hotel breakfast at this hotel, but you can walk to the sister property (Little Missouri Inn) and take advantage of their breakfast, which is served at or shortly after 5am. They occasionally will have some to-go breakfast sandwiches made up for the traveling worker. The Little Missouri also has an outdoor grill for use by guests at either hotel, which is a nice amenity to cook a steak with, or grill burgers. There are some truly helpful stewards at these establishments, however, as an amalgamation, the staff is on the incompetent side. They are woefully unaware of how to properly operate and maintain a hotel. I do hope the situation improves, and my prolonged stay will not be a tedious exercise in patience and disrupted sleep patterns.