Review of Erkal Resort Hotel 4*

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07/17/2017

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6/10
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As well in Russia! Every time I go from airport to home, wonder how we have a nice, green, clean! Wonder what drives us on vacation to foreign countries? Like no extra money. The sea, though man-made, near a river, all sorts of free fishing, with the warm sun. Forest with mushrooms and berries – pack, how much patience is enough! Cottage, village with a friendly family! But no, nadot be referred to – all fly to foreign countries, and we are not worse than others. But that's the experience from overseas countries are different. Even sit down travel notes to write. Okay, let's be brief. Went to Turkey in Kemer. "Pegasus" recommended "Erkal Resort Hotel" 4 stars. Apparently, the different experiences we need. We got them this time. With a sense of bewilderment. I didn't set out to write a review – time to spend. Then I decided, what the countrymen need help. Generally, you need to respect yourself. It is not 4 star. It's a 3 star "an Amateur" for vegans. To Russian are purely to customers. We used to be guests of the country people. Not for free — we is solvent guests. The Internet advised to bargain everywhere: on the market and in the store. Well, the Eastern country. Yes, but Turks do not think that tourists need to sell at local prices. We in his Russian hotel guests-foreigners can give. Turks are offended when the product is called the real Turkish price. If we came to us, they were divorced. Now about the hotel. No deviations not obtained. Last year was in Vietnam, 3 star hotel, 2 line – attendants smiling, the towels white and fluffy, the beach is the same, the menu is varied, the meat is different – even turtle and crocodile. The hotel was Erkal resort we were given two faded towels – it was embarrassing, it is unclear why, or for Turkey, or for Russia, or for Mirror master. It turned out, was given for 5 days. In the shower the smell of the toilet. The soap and shampoo. For teeth nothing. We went to 4 stars. Cleaning strangely: like removed, and the pebbles and the sand and lay several days in the corners, yet we do not removed. The cart with brushes, rags, dirty and clean towels all day on the floor in one place to another. On the stairs of mud and sand constantly. Maids old ladies with weak vision and memory, probably a relative of the owner. Attendants – mostly Turkish guys. Talking loudly in their language, laughing, sometimes even during dinner, among the guests are tourists. Our men sit – stand. And how many new discoveries and sensations gave us a dining room (restaurant to name language does not turn)! Share new: • salad with grilled fish, eaten two days ago
• salad with fried potatoes uneaten back in the day because of the inedible
• the meat we called it as "cat food" from the sausage, and ham, and some chops, and roasts
• real meat only chicken bones – "soup set" in "Auchan" is called
• even chicken giblets regaled
• unsweetened melons
• chemical juice "Kool-aid" of the 90-ies
• alternate only two types of dessert – both drenched in sugar syrup:. One thicker, the other thinner
• malodorous plastic glasses
• leftover food on plates on hand (if we in Russia is noticed – the noise would be! there compatriots silently leave aside – on the background of continuous "miracles", it's the details)
Someone here in the reviews praised the baguette. Dear compatriots, the baguette is good, but we eat at home, but still hot. Tables to clean up on time can not. While exchange experiences over a meal – carry off a plate of half-eaten "vegetarian meats". Put a bottle of water to take a seat – get back out, return the bottles no, the place is busy. Sitting compatriots sullen, consume tasteless food — All inclusive! In the lobby, the tables are shabby, the curtains faded, dusty. Attendants, apparently, goes in the middle the swimming pool and bar, toilet for guests – there was always dirty, easier to rise in number. The TV in the room: none of the channel 14 does not give a quality image. Disco on Saturday: they have the coolest subwoofer! Danced three tourists, local 5 "listened" to the hotel "went mad". Two genres: pop and our local like "Stop, Vito must go. " Beach towels are issued at reception on bail in $ 5 for 3 days. All difficult! Strange SPA: the professionals working there, and the list of services on the session is $ 20. Went three times and all different: and at the time and set of pleasures. Ask in Turkish, pretend they don't understand us – they do what they want. The owner Turk without gloss. In reviews write that he's cheap, ubiquitous and "no fool". If so, you probably already amassed a 5 star hotel. And we, today tourists bring their money to him, and he allows us to use the warm Mediterranean sea. The sea is the only generous and beautiful here. 10 min. Walk under the scorching sun at a temperature of 40 ° under the deafening chirping of cicadas anxious, here and there lying on the sidewalk at the end of biocycle, and under the importunate calls of street tour operators. Screaming "boss of the beach": "this is good corn! ", "Socko! ", "Cold ice cream! " interspersed with stories about how he tries takes care of the beach. Disappointment. There is no culture. Is the practice of presenting paid substandard services. Well at least we went on trips! World. Patient Nicholas The Wonderworker. Lycia. Phaselis. The Mountain Chimera. Yacht. Of the island. Although all the optimization and "surcharge". Scam to "wine warehouse" — funny – on every tour. Together annoying. Nicholas of Myra still strict. I agree: you can go to Turkey, but only once – to see if you really are curious. Once in Thailand – see. One time in Vietnam. Many countries in the world. Our Russia – the most beautiful! You are on the Altai was? And on lake Baikal? And in his ancestral village of long ago was that? Now, if there will come at least fifth of the thousands that vbuhivayut in hotels and flights, buy gifts, gifts!. Will help with the haymaking, firewood! There will be all-natural! Milk! Cream! All sorts of pies! Mushrooms! Fishing! Leave with gifts and Goodies — happy for the whole year!

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