Review of Forest Club Lyutoretskoye

My husband and I were there for 26.03.17 24.03. This is not a "1-bedroom House" 48 square meters, as claimed by the owners, and as stated in my booking confirmation, and the house with several bedrooms, two floors + basement. Rooms of 20-22 sq. M. Three buildings are located on 10-15 acres of land in SNT, so I feel like in the coop. The number of absolute discomfort and inconvenience. No shelves, no wardrobes, no bedside table no, 4 hook by the front door for coats and 1 coat hanger. Things should either be hung on the backs of chairs, or lying in the chair. Bags only on the floor, you can hold it in hand. No bathrobes and toothbrushes, toothpaste is, a tube. There are shampoos and liquid soap. The shower gel is only male for some reason. Still has terrific reusable hair extensions, and even hair! Apparently the owners believe that all people should use a common comb. Toilet seat broken, toilet is under the dirt, cobwebs and dirty sponge for dishes. The paper in the toilet not throw, because it is a cheap pump or cheap, but the quality speaks for itself. Shower cabin is small, me and my 46 size was very crowded. Top shower broken. Plumbing – cheap China, limescale in the shower. The mirror in the shower the stains. Above the shower pipe, leaving vnikuda and the sponge is not the first freshness. The bathroom lighting is dim, and of course, no shelves. No heated towel rail. Two towels per person and Slippers are disposable, thank God. Dining table under a thin cheap cloth, apparently, wished to throw in the trash. On the tablecloth there were 2 hair. The trap under the sink is dirty, the pad of dishes in the sink fat, kettle unblanched. The bed creaks like in a hospital. And at night, heard the creaking of the bed of the people living above You. No bedside lighting, nightstands, too. On the floor and on the walls of crawling ants. Under the sink a bunch of detergents because the performance of the hosts, the guests themselves have to scrub, to clean and take out the garbage, the cleaning fee is 1000R. It is stated in the "Rules of conduct" is generally a masterpiece! There are even written, which means You must not wash bath. In Seih the rules stated clearly that You should do and what should not be done, otherwise a fine, the penalty system is clear. And it turns out that all YOU have, and YOU — no one should. Not missed and the point about tipping, with the desire to write them, stating the place, allocated for them, and You won't believe the only shelf under the TV is for a tip, about the size of 100х15см. On arrival the owner also tells you that You should do and what should not, while not considering it necessary even to introduce myself. A Deposit of 3000r. You will be charged with perefotografirovat Your documents. Parking, of course, no Parking between the parcels and in the woods nearby. In General, we had overpaid, and if I knew all this (especially about the "Rules of behaviour") certainly wouldn't have gone to it, hard to find with a GPS place.