Dear Ladies and gentlemen! I have to say — all the positive reviews about the «beautiful» rest in Boxwood grove 2011-CUSTOM 99.9%pure.
And so I begin. All the events experienced personally!
Part I Heard was about Abkhazia long ago, and decided in August to go with friends and girlfriends there for a week, enjoy the nature, clean sea and reasonable prices. One of the friends gave the phone a Saida and as I said, deciding all questions of accommodation in Самшитке. Call. Introduce ourselves — Nice words in answer with multiple «Precious» and «Gold mine» come. For you I would do anything. But then an unexpected BUT!. Sayid asks us a question. «Why do You live in a boarding house and pay from 4200 to 5900 per room and night, if there is a private hotel with excellent 2 local numbers, and only 1500 rubles per day. + free services entertainment and recreation Самшитки? ». And its owner's best friend said! Переспрашиваем about the comfort of the rooms and proximity to the beach. It with the words — «I SWEAR everything possible — only rooms better than in the boarding house and to the sea from the private hotel is just 30 m. So no need to pay more for food. Because in Самшитке without power rooms do not surrender. “ WE believe.
How to pass if the paid transfer across the border, I will not write. In the feedback of these moans enough. Come on.
Brings us minibus first to the boarding house “ Boxwood grove». All our fellow travelers come out, and we were going on. 5 Minutes later we come to a two-storeyed house surrounded by piles of garbage (flesh out — building rubbish, trash + bunch of boards lying separately). Go to the yard, there meets us EDUARD (hereinafter ЭДЕРАСТ). Starts the show rooms. Just cross the threshold. Enter in the common hallway. ЭДЕРАСТ requires all take off our shoes!?!. And go barefoot. (Imagine that in the metropolis you also would be required to remove your shoes at the reception). (Obviously the owner was not aware of a fungus foot, etc). In slight confusion go here already «разутые» in it the order of 10-12 rooms, but free only 2 as mentioned Эдерастом, (although I'm not sure). Private: 1. Затхлый smell 2. No TV 3 bathroom is a mess, dirt, obviously used for soap, on the walls and shower film fungus,. Plus unexpected remark from the owner — you are too LOUD! slam doors in the rooms. Break, will pay. Then Эдераст requires pay. Say in response is, «Wait. We haven't seen the beach». Go through a courtyard lined with plastic packages. Shingle Beach debris and dogs. From Эдерастовского beach to Самшитского went minutes ten,. Went to him was asked about the availability of rooms. Were directed to the Department engaged in the placement. There is a very beautiful and cute girl said that 2-bedrooms and полулюксовые available, you can drive right now. All decided to did move in holiday. Возращаемся to Эдерасту, say that leave bungalows***** and we go in Самшитку. He strike a pose and threatening us, saying, «You get out of my yard until pay 3000 rubles for rooms». Where we spent 30 minutes, they say I held them and not someone they are not allowed inside,. The question dirt private — answer «WHERE do you see it? » and «well, you and привиреды», and about the availability of television in room — «You che here the TV came to see? ». Then my friend (by the way. The participant of fights without rules) silently suited to it, looks into his eyes, then pulls out a wad of money and counts 3 Kosar. Puts Эдерасту into his pocket and says, «Dear. Never threaten people whom you see the first time-the better off you're going to live longer» (in the pancake excerpt. I thought it Эдераста just рубанет). Go and sit in a taxi. After 5 minutes we were back at the boarding house in the coming Department of holiday accommodation мдааааааааааааа.! Miracles teleportation! Nose to nose face with whom? YES! With Эдерастом. He quickly pretending to talk on the phone, goes. And cute girl (and beautiful, my name is Katya) says that the numbers are already there! There is only Suite for 15000 rubles /day. In the soul завеселело. Well We horseradish break, go to the taxi drivers (they are always on duty at the gate to go in Pitsunda to the familiar taxi driver Емзару. He works in another boarding house (with a view holiday cool. Just forgotten its name). There is no room, but Емзар (отличнай guy — many thanks to him! ) after hearing about our adventures, called someone. Then told us to come back right on reception in Самшитку (without visiting the various departments on placement of holidaymakers) and tell the girls to a particular set of words, type the password. And what a miracle! We gave the keys of two rooms. Then during your stay and we've heard rumors that ЭДЕРАСТ in a boarding house works, it seems Завгаром, and said — Chief animator.
Part II
Hurrah! Settled! Rooms clean, comfortable though and kept all. But glitters. The truth for warm-up, had to be repaired перемотанный remote tape from the camera. Oh well.
About the feed type «buffet» — one disappointment 1. Never saw any national dish. ». 2. All tasteless. (Except for a beet and morkvi). 3. The lack of fruit 4. Masterpiece — an expression of one of the guests: «they always Have — If the Breakfast was cabbage something for lunch railway will borsch! ». And still a lot of things from previous menu. Read the reviews of other «gourmet»,. In short ate there 2 days. Then the day dedicated to the destruction of toilet paper. And after eating in the cafe «Abkhazia» (a very decent kitchen). They within or outside the territory of.
Beach of pension. A Million comments in the comments. Good nothing to add. Another moment. Met with Эдерастом. He saw us dissolved (more we saw of him for the whole stay). But that said-it is a separate song.!
The evening of the first day of arrival sit on the beach in a bar. Got into a conversation with a local guy at the reception (probably also relevant to the boarding house). Told him about his first impressions,. Said the same. Our interlocutor suddenly pull some guy and says — «meet-Saeed» said. Knowing who we are, lifts her hands up and exclaims : «Glory to God-I found it!. I'm so worried for You my precious, where have you gone? „. All for you do you're here. Today I (said) (to draw your attention! ). Organize a concert in the boarding house of the famous ensemble, tickets to the VIP area I reserve (requiring payment of course — well, we were not against). Eventually come to the concert. Buy the tickets go in the hall. The hall is crowded places. No. Back to Saidu, but it has already been queue, such as VIPs with the requirement to return the money. The answer is — — «take the chairs. And sit in the aisle.
Quietly behind Saeed grew my friend (who says little, but more of a hands and feet on the Mat) — — there's something grabbed. Something in his ear and whispered, he turned pale and. Said the following words. And I quote: «I'm not here organizer. I just tickets stand! ». And. After 3 seconds the money was returned to us. After that we said no laughing. But he still tried to attack the Us (and not only) new proposals.
So much more you can tell. Scheme to lure tourists in private accommodation hope all is clear. Don't you believe it! (Yes, and the management of the hotel on the note).
Conclusion: These two heroes box tour. Industry AIDS is not exactly ill never (as are the pure product rubber contraception)!
Of good Boxwood grove — groomed area. Great Park-no words!
And yet. I liked guys taxi drivers who «калымят» at the entrance of the holiday. For a price on excursions with them, you can always agree,. Discounts make good (is cheaper than transport from the hotel and there is no attachment to the bus to the overall group), it is interesting to tell about local attractions. In General, they are one of the few who honestly fulfills its bread. By the Way all таксеры, with whom I communicated, agree on one thing. That this year's season was not very successful, because all services for tourists rates in Abkhazia steel is more expensive than in Russia. And what a year of such negative dynamics. And people will not visit them.
What else. In samšitovuû grove certainly not gonna happen. In other boarding houses?. I want to believe that there's more comfortable! Good Luck Abkhazians! All in your hands.
And so I begin. All the events experienced personally!
Part I Heard was about Abkhazia long ago, and decided in August to go with friends and girlfriends there for a week, enjoy the nature, clean sea and reasonable prices. One of the friends gave the phone a Saida and as I said, deciding all questions of accommodation in Самшитке. Call. Introduce ourselves — Nice words in answer with multiple «Precious» and «Gold mine» come. For you I would do anything. But then an unexpected BUT!. Sayid asks us a question. «Why do You live in a boarding house and pay from 4200 to 5900 per room and night, if there is a private hotel with excellent 2 local numbers, and only 1500 rubles per day. + free services entertainment and recreation Самшитки? ». And its owner's best friend said! Переспрашиваем about the comfort of the rooms and proximity to the beach. It with the words — «I SWEAR everything possible — only rooms better than in the boarding house and to the sea from the private hotel is just 30 m. So no need to pay more for food. Because in Самшитке without power rooms do not surrender. “ WE believe.
How to pass if the paid transfer across the border, I will not write. In the feedback of these moans enough. Come on.
Brings us minibus first to the boarding house “ Boxwood grove». All our fellow travelers come out, and we were going on. 5 Minutes later we come to a two-storeyed house surrounded by piles of garbage (flesh out — building rubbish, trash + bunch of boards lying separately). Go to the yard, there meets us EDUARD (hereinafter ЭДЕРАСТ). Starts the show rooms. Just cross the threshold. Enter in the common hallway. ЭДЕРАСТ requires all take off our shoes!?!. And go barefoot. (Imagine that in the metropolis you also would be required to remove your shoes at the reception). (Obviously the owner was not aware of a fungus foot, etc). In slight confusion go here already «разутые» in it the order of 10-12 rooms, but free only 2 as mentioned Эдерастом, (although I'm not sure). Private: 1. Затхлый smell 2. No TV 3 bathroom is a mess, dirt, obviously used for soap, on the walls and shower film fungus,. Plus unexpected remark from the owner — you are too LOUD! slam doors in the rooms. Break, will pay. Then Эдераст requires pay. Say in response is, «Wait. We haven't seen the beach». Go through a courtyard lined with plastic packages. Shingle Beach debris and dogs. From Эдерастовского beach to Самшитского went minutes ten,. Went to him was asked about the availability of rooms. Were directed to the Department engaged in the placement. There is a very beautiful and cute girl said that 2-bedrooms and полулюксовые available, you can drive right now. All decided to did move in holiday. Возращаемся to Эдерасту, say that leave bungalows***** and we go in Самшитку. He strike a pose and threatening us, saying, «You get out of my yard until pay 3000 rubles for rooms». Where we spent 30 minutes, they say I held them and not someone they are not allowed inside,. The question dirt private — answer «WHERE do you see it? » and «well, you and привиреды», and about the availability of television in room — «You che here the TV came to see? ». Then my friend (by the way. The participant of fights without rules) silently suited to it, looks into his eyes, then pulls out a wad of money and counts 3 Kosar. Puts Эдерасту into his pocket and says, «Dear. Never threaten people whom you see the first time-the better off you're going to live longer» (in the pancake excerpt. I thought it Эдераста just рубанет). Go and sit in a taxi. After 5 minutes we were back at the boarding house in the coming Department of holiday accommodation мдааааааааааааа.! Miracles teleportation! Nose to nose face with whom? YES! With Эдерастом. He quickly pretending to talk on the phone, goes. And cute girl (and beautiful, my name is Katya) says that the numbers are already there! There is only Suite for 15000 rubles /day. In the soul завеселело. Well We horseradish break, go to the taxi drivers (they are always on duty at the gate to go in Pitsunda to the familiar taxi driver Емзару. He works in another boarding house (with a view holiday cool. Just forgotten its name). There is no room, but Емзар (отличнай guy — many thanks to him! ) after hearing about our adventures, called someone. Then told us to come back right on reception in Самшитку (without visiting the various departments on placement of holidaymakers) and tell the girls to a particular set of words, type the password. And what a miracle! We gave the keys of two rooms. Then during your stay and we've heard rumors that ЭДЕРАСТ in a boarding house works, it seems Завгаром, and said — Chief animator.
Part II
Hurrah! Settled! Rooms clean, comfortable though and kept all. But glitters. The truth for warm-up, had to be repaired перемотанный remote tape from the camera. Oh well.
About the feed type «buffet» — one disappointment 1. Never saw any national dish. ». 2. All tasteless. (Except for a beet and morkvi). 3. The lack of fruit 4. Masterpiece — an expression of one of the guests: «they always Have — If the Breakfast was cabbage something for lunch railway will borsch! ». And still a lot of things from previous menu. Read the reviews of other «gourmet»,. In short ate there 2 days. Then the day dedicated to the destruction of toilet paper. And after eating in the cafe «Abkhazia» (a very decent kitchen). They within or outside the territory of.
Beach of pension. A Million comments in the comments. Good nothing to add. Another moment. Met with Эдерастом. He saw us dissolved (more we saw of him for the whole stay). But that said-it is a separate song.!
The evening of the first day of arrival sit on the beach in a bar. Got into a conversation with a local guy at the reception (probably also relevant to the boarding house). Told him about his first impressions,. Said the same. Our interlocutor suddenly pull some guy and says — «meet-Saeed» said. Knowing who we are, lifts her hands up and exclaims : «Glory to God-I found it!. I'm so worried for You my precious, where have you gone? „. All for you do you're here. Today I (said) (to draw your attention! ). Organize a concert in the boarding house of the famous ensemble, tickets to the VIP area I reserve (requiring payment of course — well, we were not against). Eventually come to the concert. Buy the tickets go in the hall. The hall is crowded places. No. Back to Saidu, but it has already been queue, such as VIPs with the requirement to return the money. The answer is — — «take the chairs. And sit in the aisle.
Quietly behind Saeed grew my friend (who says little, but more of a hands and feet on the Mat) — — there's something grabbed. Something in his ear and whispered, he turned pale and. Said the following words. And I quote: «I'm not here organizer. I just tickets stand! ». And. After 3 seconds the money was returned to us. After that we said no laughing. But he still tried to attack the Us (and not only) new proposals.
So much more you can tell. Scheme to lure tourists in private accommodation hope all is clear. Don't you believe it! (Yes, and the management of the hotel on the note).
Conclusion: These two heroes box tour. Industry AIDS is not exactly ill never (as are the pure product rubber contraception)!
Of good Boxwood grove — groomed area. Great Park-no words!
And yet. I liked guys taxi drivers who «калымят» at the entrance of the holiday. For a price on excursions with them, you can always agree,. Discounts make good (is cheaper than transport from the hotel and there is no attachment to the bus to the overall group), it is interesting to tell about local attractions. In General, they are one of the few who honestly fulfills its bread. By the Way all таксеры, with whom I communicated, agree on one thing. That this year's season was not very successful, because all services for tourists rates in Abkhazia steel is more expensive than in Russia. And what a year of such negative dynamics. And people will not visit them.
What else. In samšitovuû grove certainly not gonna happen. In other boarding houses?. I want to believe that there's more comfortable! Good Luck Abkhazians! All in your hands.