Review of Paradice Hotel Luxury Suites 4*

Jorge D. L. T.

08/30/2018

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1/10
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First of all, I don't rate him with a measly star. The hotel is lousy to rate it in some way. The elevator doesn't work, it's dirty and smells bad. The gym (to say the thing) looks like a poorly conditioned dungeon. The garage is a slab in which they leave everything lying, including towels that are used in the bathroom. All old and stale. The rooms are old, they're in bad shape and they smell terrible. They're incessants, sins that don't hold on to the mattress, no lamps on the bedside tables, dirty to no more power. The bathroom, it has a curtain and it floods when you shower, it doesn't swallow anything. All dirty and change your towels every other day and they are not even white! Besides, we've found several bugs. Do not scrub the floors. In our case, we were changed three times as a room because it was flooded. Water came in by the terrace wetting everything and come to clean it with a mop that has no name and to finish, put bath towels on the floor and call it luxury suite! a SHAME!
Breakfast is repetitive and of low quality. There's only water, lattes and some kind of powdered water they call juice. You have to serve it in a kind of reception and then transport it yourself to another place where you have breakfast. As you want something else, you must go 40 times! The restaurant in which you eat, because the hotel lacks a restaurant. Is about a mile away from the hotel. They offer you a menu with four courses and only have 2! they run out of beer! Amazing! in this menu comes one drink per person and if it's not enough, get ready to pay for a quarrel for a simple coke. The quantity is fine and not poor quality at all but, the restaurant is always empty. To get an idea. They close at 9. M. 00 and they have nothing. We repeat practically food tooooodos days!
In short, I wouldn't recommend it to anyone. It's a scam but, of the big ones! pathetic everything. We usually travel quite a lot and it's the worst hotel I've ever been to. By the way, make the owners nice. It's a very positive opinion.