Review of Hauza Beach Resort & Aqua 4*

I write this review, so to speak, from the battlefield. Entertain us here for another 5 days, so if you have questions, ask. Unfortunately, almost all the negative reviews of the hotel was accurate. Russian «Tagil» spoiled this hotel for a long time. Russians here more than 90% and the attitude to them disgusting, even if you are communicating cultural and undemanding, everywhere you will be sent непонимать etc. Etc. Foreigners is very small, generally Italians. And now in order. The hotel arrived at 10-00, settling all friendly after 14-00. At this point in the hotel was a lot of empty seats, but to place Russian tourists earlier period they were not in a hurry. With the Italians things differently, approximately at 12.00 came a group of Italians and their faster, clean, and we were detained by till 14-00. Oh well, at the appointed hour queue on the placement and pre — «sweetened» passport for 40 bucks (we needed 2A rooms next, although the us and недали, promising tomorrow afternoon to discuss this issue, and tomorrow we ourselves change your mind). In the end we stayed in the room 2827 with «sea», and the second room was 1425 overlooking the courtyard. While standing in a queue on settling ran «rumor»that on the ground floor is full of bugs, a bit asked just in case the 2nd floor. After porter brought our things I decided to «заслюнявить» him a couple of bucks worth of his righteous, he made such a face, as if I offended not only him, but all his relatives. In total, this body has not left our room until выклянчило 5 bucks. Insolence is the limit. Well, Yes and figs with him, let him choke. By the way out, Luggage you have to transport themselves before the reception. ROOM Room обыкновеный for a 3* hotel. Air conditioning rumbles knew, «brush» for the toilet is not stipulated, TV old кинескопный. Sleep under the rattling air conditioning, because without it the very hot, and in the open window on the first day of the thudding so many mosquitoes that to this day have not all killed. By the way, our comfortable never takes them. There is a bath with shower, mud въевшияся into it over the years, does not give pleasure to enjoy bathing, were limited to a shower. When you turn on the shower, the water брыжет and out of the faucet and shower, General plumbing as befits раздолбана. On arrival in the room, it seem not as good, on the floor, a heap of sand, glass door turned into Matt, from prints палцев, who might have survived from the first visitors of the hotel. Shampoos and any Soaps, too. After that my call was made at the reception with a request to clean the room and repair hot water. The room was removed after about half an hour, hot water repaired a couple of days when it rang and went to reception to learn about water every two hours, in this and in the next few days later the hot water was through the day, the best наремотнтировать Arabs could not). Убощика name is Saeed, a chocolate and a buck, makes us all sorts of figures of towels and pillows. Убарает the room and change of the bed when we ask him (usually one day). If you don't hang up a sign with the request to remove the number, the cleaner I think long to you myself did not glance keep this in mind want to go away, post the sign. TERRITORY The hotel area is large, moderately green. Buildings and infrastructure in the majority пошарпанная and requires renovation, repair was probably from the moment when the hotel was still 5*, i. E. Very long time. Almost all wooden constructions decor already decayed, and paint with the other structures поотваливалась. Under each of the swings sticking out of the ground piece of sharp reinforcement, отпалированный feet holidaymakers thought perhaps for fixing swing, but with what purpose is unclear. A children's club, judging by the devastation in it, not operating for several years. On the territory are all sorts of entertainment devices, but their functions do not perform. Table billiard is, and осталного there's nothing. Table football is, and the ball there. Tracks for mini-Golf is, and nothing else and no. Actually there are a lot of things, but nothing рабатает. Earlier there was a mini-zoo, and right now remained only a dozen vociferous flamingos and two constantly sleeping turtles. BEACH AND POOLS The beach is long, there are Panton and small sandy lagoon «neck». We are celebrating today, first time in 4 days, opened Panton bathing the sea was choppy and it was closed. Snorkel with you and with pontoon and small lagoons. If swim farther than on a belt, Slippers are required, since many hedgehogs. Sunbeds old, wooden. Litter too old places with holes. Again, not once seen servants for the Italians itself occupies sunbeds, covers new подстиками itself is covering the towels. Actually on the beach specific gaps no. Pools two pieces. As Panton almost all 10 days of our holiday was closed, lying by the pool with slides, it is near the sea and the pattern, and at any moment it was possible to plunge into the sea. It is true that in второу пловину of our holiday, we had strong ebb and taking into account the closed Panton, sea ceased to exist in terms of bathing. 90% of plastic sunbeds by the pools раздолбанны and back on them not to raise. ANIMATION The hotel's entertainment staff 5-6 people, but the animation as such is not present. As I said, kids club nope, only the children, a half-hour disco with the same hackneyed a compact disk and sluggish animator who absolutely cannot grab the children and they randomly run and jump under музычку. Of adult animation:10 minutes a day something like Aqua aerobics, girl периодичеки with бабульками yoga on the grass engaged, on the beach there is a iron balls are leaving and all. In the rest of the animation is to ensure that the poolside include the same музычку but louder all day, and all. There are 3 water slides, but the pressure of the water in them do not have, so that after 2 meters «спиральке», then I had to ползсти by the end of this «attraction» on the «fifth point». After that the other two I check did. Busy merchants of all kinds of massages, excursions and other services for money sucking population. Until a little tan, the first five days, they get off will not be offering all kinds of services. Guide our way of Anex tour, his name is Mohamed, to speak it is not particularly good, in time confused at all on black, so it is best свящанное with time he better not to ask. This Mohamed refers to those guides who you are friends if you buy it tour. At the meeting in the hotel, this greedy muzzle first talked for an hour about their trips, and then dealt to the organizational issues of the hotel. I refused to buy his trips, so he made me write an essay about the fact that I do not go on excursions from Anex tour, and Anex tour will bear me no responsibility, and that if you with me let something happen, Anex tour nothing to do with. Aww, don't buy an excursion, no help in anything you will not. For four days this dog terrible took us copies of airline tickets and insurance, and when return is not saying. If you asked him about this, he immediately forgets the Russian language and includes a fool. Aww, that he is, that he was gone, the good from him no. POWER Well, we made it to the «strong» side of this «hotel», to power, or rather to his absence. To begin with, the hotel's bars no glasses and all poured in disposable cups. More than 2 in one hand do not give. Again, this applies only to Russians, foreigners poured into a large plastic glasses and how much they wish. From the mess hall make sweets and dishes only foreigners are allowed. Digress I'm a little continue about drinks. Tea-coffee too in disposable cups pour must be very well trained to bring hot tea or coffee to the point of destination in a thin plastic disposable cups. In the end, the entire hotel is dotted with these одноразовами cups. Beer is poured everywhere from bottles that look like traditional Sugar, and the taste of shit rare. Juices usually orange and Apple yippie diluted with water up to a disgrace, we couldn't drink. Milk for coffee or diluted with water, 2/3, т. Е. Одна part of milk, the rest is water, you can drink only coffee. Child do not even think of such pour. Snacks bars't be drinks. The poolside and on the beach should give pizza, but I for 4 days did not see there. The hotel has one main restaurant and free two paid Ala-carte restaurants. When checking in, you give талонкики on free visiting of each restaurant once. To do this prior to enroll in these restaurants. We could enroll in only one restaurant (food there was all переперченная, the children have nothing, and his wife subsequently obsessed with belly), in the second turn restaurant was painted two weeks ahead. So if you're less than 10 days, then forget about these restaurants. For reviews of the «lucky ones» who managed to visit them, the food is the same as in the main restaurant, only there is no beer or wine, only water-coloured. Well, now I want to tell You about the main restaurant, sorry made a mistake about the main cafeteria. Yes, we cafeteria, restaurant called this institution language is not rotated. We all probably resting in Egypt have noticed that after all their coups and revolutions, with a meal in the hotels is becoming worse and worse. I will make you happy, this hotel is not the case as worse than here have nowhere. The range of food almost none. Today on the lunch were pasta, potatoes, burnt burgers, slurred fish soup пахлебка and all. Cucumbers are practically always, tomatoes through the day. There are a couple of Troika нарубленных salads, which is impossible. Children's menu no. Of the fruits are or oranges or tangerines, or cantaloupe or watermelon, but one without the other. Baking is, but it it not as tea and coffee gives only in the morning and the lunch and dinner there. Yes and pastries all made from the same dough, only the form is different, instead of jewelry from fruits (berries, there are all sorts), use synthetic substitutes. In General sweets as there are none. After dinner tea can be drunk in the bars, but without baking, because from the restaurant make it you will not give, but the tea is poured into the bar, in the restaurant bring you too will not give. But again, this rule applies only fucking Russians and foreigners to do all that you can. In this respect any person begins «бычиться», it turns out that this hotel Russians bulls and хамло, otherwise there will not survive. The food in this hotel you have to deserve standing in queues QUEUE. Well, we made it to the main attractions of this hotel. This queue. Direct nostalgia for the ninetieth rolls. Line here is everywhere, that entering into the dining room to take food to take a bowl or spoon to drink some water or just to «quarrel» at the Desk. A queue is an integral part of this hotel. Сначалы you stand in a queue to get in the mess hall, standing not long, about 10 minutes, not more, that you подгатавливаетесь and tune on the line for food. Let the canteen «parties» people for 10-15, otherwise there would be no neither food nor sit not take't work. Capacity mess hall clearly too small for all holidaymakers. Once inside, you need to quickly find an empty table and independently remove it from the dirty dishes and find a fork and spoon. You ask where are the waiters, but here they are, they are engaged in important work, bring food and drinks to foreigners, and you Russians themselves do it, you don't get used. And here is a table you have found, removed the dishes, forks, found and then you should split up and stand in a different queue: for food, drinks, salads, spoons and other. If you do not разделитесь, while you will be the one to stand in all of these queues, first of all, you don't have allocated for meals 2-3 hours, and secondly your place quickly seated other thirsty. In the canteen, elementary lack of Cutlery, for example if you put yourself soup, stay and wait when вынусут spoon. Made spoons usually enough for 1/3 of the thirsty these spoons, and the other party spoons, failing after 5-10 minutes. With glasses тажа problem if you want to drink the drink would you be so kind to defend 10-15 minutes in the queue and you get or beer or wine diluted or Cola, or if you're just an empty glass to gain leading out of the cooler, be kind to the end of the queue. Because to take an empty glass, the need to defend all of this queue. In the end, just to get a drink of water from the cooler, people pour it into a bowl for soup and drink from it. Well drink you took, and welcome to the queue for the food. Here you cannot just come and take what you want, to have to stand in a queue and all together continue along the line of the distribution of food. Yes that's right hand, even the same potatoes you положут two spoons per person, more нильзя, you want some, get up again in the queue. The same goes for meat and фрутов, all issued portions. Well, except that in addition to sweets, can get much as you like, still without tea and coffee do you not eat it, and bear with you from a will not give, because you're a foreigner for some. In the end, because of their attempts to save food, only worse, because исскуственно created queues of people trying to food is much more than eat, then that if you want anything else to try, you need to stand in queues, and not the fact that by the time the food and plates will be freely available. Also something fried handed out on the street, but to get it, and need to defend a three queues: one to get to the canteen, the second to take a plate, because the plate is only in the company cafeteria, well, and the third to reach fried. And after all this to get back to the restaurant and not stand in line at the entrance to try to explain to the Arab input that your фемели inside, and you ran grub. As I said, this applies only to Russians, foreigners everywhere pass without queues. By the way in this same mess feeds and the entire second house hotel Мадарин that is on the second line, across the road. I write this story with the tablet, so I apologize for the mistakes and markup. When the check-in you would give 2 hours location was great for shopping but at a certain good luck to catch the grid and in the room. But even if you catch, the Internet speed is very slow due to the workload of the channel. I заморачиться on this occasion did not, and went out of the hotel and turn right and after 5 minutes, bought a SIM card водафона with 500 мегами Ineta for 17 bucks (5 Simka+12 500 мегов). Actually in this hotel you can go no more 10-15 thousand rubles per person for 10 days with all авиасборами and other, more expensive to go there! The hotel is not in economy class, and very economy. So even with such attitude towards Russians. Actually we ourselves have spoiled this hotel, and he had nothing will help. On that note, I hasten откланятся, because the child has ended in a quiet hour to gather forces for getting food for dinner, God help us. DEPARTURE At the first meeting of the guide Mohamed Nightingale sang that at the check-out we will have to feed and water. And in fact was not so. At 12-00 with us cut bracelets and banned from bars and restaurants, while the out of the hotel we had after 16-15. Again, in Egypt, I already 5-6 times, and have never met such «greed», usually always left bracelets and tourists enjoyed the restaurants and other facilities in the hotel without any restrictions. But not in this hotel. Given that from the restaurant to bring food is not given, and when leaving the afternoon or evening, you will not even be possible to stock up with food from Breakfast. As an option offered to eat for a fee, in General very greedy hotel. That would pass the time, called the Anex tour to clarify the situation with food and bracelets. At first, she was very surprised that we were cut bracelets and refuse to feed, but later, by contacting the main office in Hurghada, confirmed that under the contract in this hotel out, ate only Breakfast. So keep this in mind. Bracelet cut just me, of his wife and child he remained, so that they could have lunch. At this time in the restaurant during lunch, cruised Arab from reception, which took rooms, and stalked tourists who liberated the rooms at 12-00 and not cut bracelets and tried to dine. P. S. The feedback Immediately publish failed, because the website is blocked the ability to leave reviews from Egypt. So at the time of the publication of the revocation of the us in the hotel was no more, and feedback replenished according to your desire. Generally speaking so you can relax, basic (but trifles which create a comfortable stay here. From 5-6 visited lately hotels in Egypt, this hotel is in my ranking last place and I hope in the future, the worse it at all I would not fall.