Review of Hauza Beach Resort & Aqua 4*

I would like to start, to send greeting travelers in the period from 01.11.2011! Girls Yana, Olga, Vera, Svetlana, Marina, Sasha, as well as a huge hi Misha, Volodya, Lech, Artem YOU ALL THE BEST! :) ) ) Thank You all for your holiday we spent so happy together) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) ) I will never forget! I write a response directly from the plane, just couldn't resist, for spelling not strictly judge. Accommodation: When I arrived in the hotel room got immediately notifies! As arrived at 13:00 in the afternoon. Had to put 20 bucks for a nice room with sea view, near the pool, lobby-bar and restaurant (for those who understand building 16), also попрашайка with a suitcase beg two bucks for a Cup of tea but I think okay. The Room was in principle nothing compared to расказами vacationers in the «free» rooms, which are often met uninvited guests with a mustache like cockroaches and Mickey ears mausov! While held in the room, wanted to turn the TV on music channel, but unfortunately, the remote for the TV, неоказалось batteries! Do not think for a long time turned the music on your phone and put on earphones. Then I decided to take a shower. And that's not the problem: hot water is not running even though you're right — even the left! Was a bit выпившый. Scored, and went to get acquainted with the hotel. The territory is actually a large, very tangled, beginners get lost, especially in darkness, is not difficult. Among other things, отлелю with the stated 5 stars urgently needs cosmetic repairs starting with stools in the hotel lobby to the slides, which are so faded and scratched THAT SIMPLY KA-RA-ST!. (how to say our dear Vladimir! ) Hello again personally:) of Course local Mowgli go watering, cutting, but many lawns with dried grass. Power supply: firstly: immediately brings confusion and beats naproč appetite duck is the smell (I would even say STINK at the entrance to the restaurant! Second: like canteen 90s with queues and herd, which goes into a queue for the sake of макоронов and rice from 20 minutes more. Easier to put dishes without Queuing. Of edible can be похлебать soup (different every day, about 4 or 5 species), or you can watch how to fry eggs. Meat — рязиновое, although I remember that once or twice, gave meatballs, you can also try as I! From fruits do not expect to see there mango, watermelon or haroshie ripe fruit! Lovers of dates, bananas, виноградика and pastries at the same notion test — Welcome Дрюг my! For «grazers» there are a lot of different herbs and something else. For fans of pizza, fries and rolls Ala Slag-Donald's, near the lobby bar is PAID pizzeria! But! Anyone at any time could sing in the bar, which is located on the beach, take талочник and right near the bar, if you пожарит pizza, some strange type. About milk, (it's water подкрашенныя) I do молчю! Coffee SUCKS full likely powder and not поняного origin! The only way отпиваться stacked tea! Although for two bucks you bring a nice espresso!. The main traced to this idiot, not thinking that you просиш bring him coffee from a common Fund! (This happened! ) Every day, on the street, fry shish kebabs (meat, chicken, fish — one) and two brow that put you as much as two pieces of meat the size of the big toe of his right foot! when the idea: «Put me another» is it you look like the enemy of the people and may refuse! until прикрикнеш on it — nothing will change! Of Alcohol advise you to stock up on your own. " Service: Fear begin to describe this «HORROR»! For anybody not a secret, that Russian people loves to drink, especially abroad! By a combination of тахих circumstances the first three days had before lunch померать in the room (from their сивухи), each morning I woke «клиннинговая service is not in vain in the ковычках, because my room finally cleaned only on the fifth day of rest, well. Ie одиин entered and all! Lazy! About the fact that the number should be put бутылечки with shampoo and shower gel wash them at all do not speak! For the sake of the investigative experiment, пшыкнул of балончика cream for sunburn on the mirror, shorter and left after my County future settlers. About their boring and so thickheaded faces keep quiet! Pour (vsmysle any drinks, such reluctance Chaux-fucked! Lastly dobila situation when in the last night of my stay and the first night of rest Boris — poor (Wish to quickly выздоровить and keep it all on the brakes! ) The guy cut neck «rose» it's the same stuck in the back перебуханный Englishman!. We took him to the reception and you will not believe how long time we had to persuade them to call an ambulance and the police (which ultimately did not happen), guy sewed me up the back and neck only an HOUR later! The wound was to the bone! These bitches черножопые stood by and watched as the guy bleed! So Ladies and gentlemen, draw conclusions themselves. Thank you all.